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Manifesto Destiny: The Gentlemanâs Club
This Decade so far has been a compendium of bad things: Horrible Natural and Terrorist disasters, astronomical oil prices (which I have made Money from because I know how to trade commodities), a war in the Middle East with the wrong Arabs, the male race turning into whining/ complainers, people not respecting their elders, people believing that White Trash is âcoolâ, messy hair being fashionable, Hip Hop culture morphing into materialistic crap for suburban white kids, the corporatization of what was once hip, people protesting restaurants serving foie gras, the persecution of smoking indoors, Reality TV.
The one thing that has stayed relatively unchanged thru the decade is the value of Gentlemanâs Clubs. Although they have been cracked down on a little, they are still as relevant as ever. Todayâs Manifesto Tip, is Beginner Concepts to making these joints pay for themselves. And pay attention, because if you have ever been in a Gentlemanâs Club and seen the most beautiful girl you have ever seen, and said to yourself: âI wonder what kind of guy that girl goes home with after she gets off work?â The answer is: I am that Guyâ¦â¦â¦â¦â¦â¦â¦â¦â¦â¦
1. Attire. We have already covered how you want to dress in other manifesto tips. Basically the only question you should be asking yourself is: âShould I wear a tie or not?â If you roll to the Gentlemanâs Club with another guy a good move is: one with tie, one without. This way you have all your bases covered. While we are on the subject, rolling solo is a good move in these places. Going with someone else should only be done if the other person has plenty of game and is an advocate of âThe Lifeââ¦â¦.Look at the flip side: Stepping into the joint with 4 buddies with Sigma PI Alumni T-Shirts on is going to get you absolutely no where. At best you will end up looking like the other 5 Jerkoffs who are already in the Club with the Beta Nu shirts onâ¦.and trust me â¦.they arenât getting anywhere eitherâ¦â¦â¦.
2. Entrance. So roll in solo or with one other person who knows what time it is. Have a good positive vibe going. No need to yell and âwhoop it upââ¦â¦.keep it smoothâ¦.shake the bouncers handsâ¦..These guys can potentially ruin your âcloseâ later on in the nightâ¦so get them on your teamâ¦grease themâ¦.if you are starting to notice some common themes with prior tips, thatâs goodâ¦that means your paying attentionâ¦(Also, if your in NYC at the Penthouse Executive Club, these guys will let you go in and out of the bar to smoke cigarettes with no hassleâ¦.I mean, whatâs that worth? Certainly a C-Note)
3. The Bar. After you have made your entrance, head to the Bar. Donât get a table or sit by the stage. Every girl will try to fleece you and you will appear to be a âmarkâ. Plus, thatâs what every jackass does when they walk into a Gentlemanâs Club. The whole idea is to separate yourself from the Status Quo. News just inâ¦.The Status Quo does not end up going home with Exotic Dancersâ¦â¦Also, no lap dancesâ¦..for the same reason. Getting the bartender on your team is also a good moveâ¦if the bartender is a beautiful girl, all the betterâ¦..she can make a great ally and give you plenty on “intel” on the jointâ¦.and she may want to kick off her heels, stretch her legs and drink a glass of Vino with you at your suite as wellâ¦â¦..
4. Vernacular. Make sure you use proper âspeakâ in Gentlemanâs Clubs. Even if an Exotic Dancer refers to herself as a âstripperâ, correct her, tell her she is an âExotic Dancerâ. If she calls it a âTitty Barâ, correct herâ¦itâs a âGentlemanâs Clubâ This will transcend into your whole aura and girls will view you as a man of style and taste. This again will separate you from the sheep. Obviously, you want to be the Lone Wolf, Top Predator, with Top Pedigree in this âEcosystemâ. Growing up, Irish Mobster/ Playboy, Butch OâFarrell once told me (although I donât approve of his choice of language), âTreat the queens like whores, and treat the whores like queens.â Obviously, this is an extreme example, but Butch makes a great point here (Butchâ¦â¦â¦. rest in peace).
5. Drawing Exotic Dancers in. The $1800.00 suit you have on obviously helps. So does having plenty of smokes, a Zippo, and flashing a Big Bankroll when you buy Goose and Sodas. These girls tend to notice things like these better than âCivilianâ Girls. Buy the Dancers plenty of drinksâ¦no explanation necessary. Again, no need to yell, whistle or cat call. Seem disinterestedâ¦seem boredâ¦.like seeing naked girls is really no big deal for youâ¦. (Which for me, isnât a big deal, in fact a topless girl is rubbing my shoulders as I write thisâ¦.) either wayâ¦at least act like this is just another night for you⦠(which for me, it is)â¦â¦.very quickly, girls will be coming up and introducing themselves to you as if you were Sherman Billingsley at the Stork Clubâ¦â¦
6. The Rap. The key to your rap is to get the girl to lower her guard, qualify the girl, and get her interested in what you have to offer. Keep in mind the most beautiful âPam Andersonâ type girl might not be the best moveâ¦.go with the best prospect that you have the best connection with⦠(Plus, often times you have to compete with that Oil Sheik Money for the Pam Anderson ones). Once you have found the right girl, you need to have the right answers to topics that will always come up: Your Occupation? Now is not the time to be honest and tell her you are an Accountantâ¦â¦or a computer Programmerâ¦.or that youâre in town for an Insurance Salesmanâs Conference. Come up with something mysterious and interesting i.e.â¦..âI am involved in Import/ Exports based out of Miamiâ or âI do Leveraged Buyoutsâ or âI am in the Emerald Business with offices in Switzerland and Columbiaâ â¦â¦â¦â¦when I was younger, I went with: âI am a Stuntman in Hollywoodâ¦mostly Car and Motorcycle stunts with some fight scenesâ¦you have seen âHeatâ with Pacino?â¦right?â¦â The point is come up with something vague, that implies CASH, organized crime, or something dangerous or coolâ¦â¦just make sure the story is air tight. For instance, if you go with the Emerald business, make sure you know that âthree main Emerald mining areas in Colombia are the Muzo, Coscuez and Chivor minesâ just in case the girlâs dad was an Emerald Trader. Or if your a stunt man, and you drop some movies that you were in, know the names of the real stunt men in the movies from the credits and say that was your âaliasââ¦.you get the point.
Do a lot of name dropping. Tell girls that Chris Pacello of Liquid was a good friend of yours before he got sent up the river. Or how Jean-George Vongerichten is one of your business partnersâ¦..donât be afraid to get a little Hollywood, maybe say that Andy Garcia is one of your cousins on the Spanish sideâ¦or Mickey Rourke is your 2nd cousin on your Irish sideâ¦.(News just inâ¦.Exotic Dancers actually like that Hollywood crap).
Make some subtle, big plans with the girls. For instance: âI do a lot of Banking in the Bahamasâ¦â¦for tax reasonsâ¦..have you ever been to The Atlantis? You havenât? â¦â¦I have a place thereâ¦.we should go next time I go down thereâ¦â¦.its so beautifulâ¦..â
7. The Close. The art of closing is more in what leads up to the close than the actual close itself. The clichéd move is the drugs/cocaine closeâ¦.although I am not an advocate, this is known to be very effective close, but is far from artisticâ¦â¦Asking the girl to meet you at the lobby bar in a 5-star hotel or at a great open restaurant are also very effective closesâ¦.My favorite close I am saving for another manifesto⦠(Hey, I told you these were going to be beginner tipsâ¦â¦)
These tips when used correctly, are extremely effective. The only competition you will face will be from Pro-Athletes, Musicians on MTV, and Hollywood Actors. However, I can recall an evening in Ricks Cabaret in New Orleans when there was a singer from some crappy, famous band, a Superstar from the World Champion Chicago Bulls, a well-known Actor and myself all enjoying the âsubdued environmentâ of Ricks. Although these three guys are at the top of their ârespectedâ fields, they were all âriding the benchâ when I was in the Club with them, as I came out Tops on the nightâ¦â¦â¦.true storyâ¦.The Rest Is Up To Youâ¦â¦.
Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
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(The G Manifesto is really starting to become critically acclaimed. A famous New York Publicist has recently called me: âThe Voice of a Generationââ¦â¦funny, the only thing I can remember my Voice saying consistently is âPrincess, Iâll meet you at the Lobby Bar of the Ritz-Carlton in a half an hourââ¦â¦â¦go figure)
Michael Porfirio Mason
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Lucia Vanekova and Berwyn’s 6th Ward Alderman Ted Polashek (in black and white), and Jan Haupt and Marketa Kellerova, demonstrate Rock and Roll Acrobatics during the July 14 City Council meeting. The group is currently teaching Rock and Roll Acrobatics classes at Sokol Tabor Hall from 7 to 9 p.m. Monday through Thursday. Polashek hopes to bring the dance style, which is popular in Europe, to Berwyn and the Chicago area, which would make it one of the only groups in the United States.
The cost for the next 12 sessions over three weeks is $75. Another class that will meet twice a week begins in September. Anyone ages 13 and up who is interested in participating should stop by Sokol Tabor Hall, 1602 Clarence Ave.
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As the nominees walked the blue carpet, Chicago’s push to become the 2016 Olympic host city was the talk of the town at the Olympic Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony. Kendahl Damico talks to former Olympians Teresa Edwards and Bart Conner, and USOC CEO Stephanie Streeter about Chicago’s chances in 2016.
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Only Crime LIVE at Reggie’s Rock Club in Chicago, IL on 10-23-07.
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Cincinnati City Councilmember Roxanne Qualls was kind enough to serve as keynote speaker at the Aug. 11 Commercial Real Estate Women of Greater Cincinnati (CREW GC) luncheon. Her program was dubbed “The Time for Passenger Rail Has Come to Ohio,” and helped delineate exactly what type of rail plans are apropos to stakeholders in Greater Cincinnati. In particular, Qualls shared her perspective on Ohio’s 3C Passenger Rail Corridor plan, connecting Cleveland, Columbus, Dayton, and Cincinnati as part of President Obama’s nationally-prioritized Chicago Hub Network. The 3C Corridor is a federally designated high-speed rail corridor, but has not seen passenger service since 1971. CREW GC would also like to extend a most sincere thank-you to American Structurepoint Inc. (www.Structurepoint.com) for sponsoring the event. Enjoy!
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April 20, 2008 in Chinatown, Chicago, IL. Shaolin Kung Fu and Qigong performance by the Chicago Shaolin Temple masters and students. Guest performers from Shaolin Temple USA in S.F. and Shaolin Overseas Headquarters in Flushing, NY.
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Well over 500 parents, children and teachers converged on the Chicago School Board protesting the proposed 20 school closings. Recognizing the Renaissance 2010 plan of the business class Commercial Club and their role in the union busting plan and the sabotage of neighborhood schools, they march to their front doors and rally before heading to City Hall to demand a meeting with Mayor Daley.
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In the early beginnings tapestries were used to shield people from the cold, but today tapestries can warm peopleâs hearts just from their appearance and beauty.
It wasnât long before tapestries were also used as a status symbol in oneâs home. Kings and Nobles were one of the first to display them in their homes. These were also portable and they could take them place to place. Tapestries were also used to detail and explain biblical stories. They were also used to bring out oneâs imagination and humor. In our modern society we use these qualities and many more for expression and decoration.
Original tapestries that you see in various museums were hand woven and took many months of hard work and labor. They used expensive materials to create this work of art. Some of the materials that were used were fine silk, wool and gold and silver threads for accents.
Many of the tapestries that we hang on our walls are copies of original artwork. They are also not hand woven, but made by machines. These take half the time to produce and we can purchase these at realistic prices.
You can trace tapestry history all the way back to ancient Greece and ending up with our modern versions. What this work of art accomplishes is to bring a breath of fresh air to any room. It creates charm and character to your empty walls. It also will enhance any room with exquisite beauty.
There are so many different and unique tapestries present in todayâs market. I am certain there is a fit for everyoneâs circumstance and decor. Viewing a wall Tapestry can calm ones nerves after a hectic day.
My advice is if you have any open space why not fill it with a bit of history…
Author Bio:Â Barbara Tobiasz resides with her husband (Joe Tobiasz, Owner/Webmaster: http://www.wall-decor-concepts.com) Â in the Chicago area, studied at the Art Institute and taught for the Chicago Public Schools. She has volunteered her services for many organizations with her creative expressions in the interior design field.Â
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Barbara Tobiasz
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